Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in microiod's LiveJournal:

Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
12:44 pm	Rolling, rolling, rolling! I know I haven't updated here but I've been very busy since I was born, learning new things, seeing things as I've never seen them before (daddy was a particularly distressing thing to behold, given the ramifications that, umm, hairstyle has for my own future...). Still, I thought I'd tell you about something that happened to me today. I was lying idly in my crib with mom looking over me, and just kinda started shifting my weight around, just to see how it feels - I've been doing it for some time now, and it often garnered the response of people giving me a push and trying to get me to roll over. So I figured this is some sort of initiation process into adult society, and I tried doing it myself. Mom started calling for dad like crazy. He was asleep at the time, but came round anyway, and as they looked on I finally managed that silly feat. Man, you should've seen these two shout! I was really scared! What's the big deal? I couldn't see what's so great about what I did. I mean, it's much nicer to do it by the power of my screams. I don't think I'm going to do it again any time soon. Too much hassle, and I really fear for dad's heart - he's quite old, you know. All this excitement is bad for him. (Comment on this)
Friday, September 8th, 2006
7:19 pm	Mom and dad got me a book. It's really fascinating. It's a treatise on good and evil, forces of light against forces of darkness, and the application of these concepts in our world. OK, OK, it's a bunch of black&white patterns, which is basically all I can actually see right now with any sort of clarity. Still - incredibly interesting! I can stare at this stuff for hours. I tell you, these patterns are the playboy of one-week-olds. Which is funny, since I basically see tits on an hourly basis. Life is good. Also, my jaundice is also getting much better. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
8:29 pm	Can you hear this? Do you want me to turn it up? (daddy's note: told you this kid was foul! he's just a week old and already giving me the finger!) (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
9:23 pm	Booya! C-man is in da house! ( cut for your own protection. birth pictures ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 12th, 2006
6:54 pm	Yo! Check out all the cool shit my Parental Units got me for my impending birthday! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 30th, 2006
7:58 am	Hmmm... Think my dad's trying to say something? (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
8:32 pm	Ooh! ( Look at my cool chromosomes! ) (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 11th, 2006
2:47 pm	Read all about how the evil doctor made my mommy and daddy very sad, and it really wasn't at all my fault! I kept trying to tell mommy that everything's fine with me, so I kicked her a lot, but they wouldn't listen. I sure hope this whole communication barrier problem gets resolved after I'm born. Oh, btw, you should've seen this! It was so cool! I was lying about, taking it easy, real laid back and all (though mom seemed to have been very jumpy, I don't know). And then, all of a sudden, this huge object penetrated my humble abode. It was long and sharp, and I could feel it sucking away my amniotic fluids. I think I'll call it... a needle! yeah, sounds prickly. Anyway, I tried touching it, but it was too far away, and I didn't want to move to quickly or I'd scare it away. But before I managed to creep up on it, it was gone. Man, I wonder if there's more stuff like that outside here. I should really look into it once I get my visa and vamoose from this stuffy little womb. I can hardly move here! Jeeze, is it me or is this place getting crampier by the minute? Anyway, once I'm out, I think I'll develop a fine interest in all things sharp. I can be a sharpologist! I'm sure mom would be very proud of me, and not at all angry. So, MOM! DAD! Take it easy. Everything's fine in here. Can't wait to meet you in person. Yours, Microiod P.S. Will you guys choose a proper name already? This is kinda embarrassing. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006
8:07 am	Morning Glory Yep, ( I'm a boy ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
8:52 am	The Three Wise Embryos Mommy and daddy went to this cool clinic yesterday to make sure I don't have Down syndrom (I'm at 1:9000 against). This guy's ultrasound is way better than grandma's! It makes 3D pictures of me, so mom and dad could take a good look at me. I did some great poses, really. Look: ( Hear No Evil ) ( Speak No Evil ) ( See No Evil ) Ain't I just adorable? And the doctor says I'm all healthy and proper, too! Dude, can't wait to get out of this place to the big bad world. I'm gonna wreak me some havoc! I'm a badass muthafucka! Yeah, nigger! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 13th, 2006
8:20 am	My mom self is an alien! Well, mommy thinks I'm an alien, and believes I have no legs and a-symmetrical eye sockets. Hmpf. (Comment on this)
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
3:14 pm	Mommy went to grandma to get checked up again. Heehee - I played a little trick on them, where I hide my heartbeat so they can't see it right away. Mom almost freaked out, but then I let them see it. I think she's angry with me now. It was so funny, though! I'm sorry mommy, I won't do it again! Anyway, so they got a new picture of me. Now you can finally see that I'm a baby with a good head on my, erm, well, let's call them shoulders, for lack of a better term. I also have these cool stubbs instead of appendages. I'm assuming they're going to grow into actual arms and legs, of course, but they're pretty neat anyway. I can high-one people! Woohoo! (Comment on this)
Friday, January 20th, 2006
6:24 pm	Right, so today my parents told grandma and grandpa, from daddy's side, and grandpa from mommy's side, that I exist. They were happy and mildly surprised, though I can't say they were extatic. I guess they knew it was coming anyway. Anyway, my dad decided this would be a good time to tell the whole fuckin' world about it, and put a link here in his blog. That's just crazy. I mean, dude, I'm 3 millimeters long, don't you think you should wait with this sort of exposure until I have, oh, I don't know, a liver, say? I wonder if my dad minds me using the F word. He probably doesn't, what with him using cuss words all the time. Mom's gonna have a fit when she sees this. But I don't care! I'm a rebel! I hit puberty even before I passed my mom's pubis! I fucking ROCK man! And don't you forget it. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
1:11 am	Hello. My daddy created this blog for me, cause I ain't got no fingers yet. Or hands, actually. I do have a heart, or at least a bunch of cells that seem to be pulsing. My daddy's a bit nuts for creating this blog for me, seeing as I'm about a millimeter long right about now, but that, that goes swell with my mom's craziness, cause she goes and gets an ultrasound check every couple of days now. Grandma is a gynecologist, you see, so she gets 'em for free. So daddy can put all the pictures of me here in my blog, for all the world to see. He's mad this way. Sometimes I worried how much worse it will get later on in life. I don't want to have to support my demented parents when I'm older. Say, at the age of five. I'd shudder at the thought, but I don't have any shuddering organs yet, either. So, anyway, just so you know, I was conceived while my parents were on vacation in London (yeech! Parents having sex! Blachs!), and currently my gender is unknown. When my parents came back from London, my mommy peed on a stick (did I say yeech yet?), and got this: A few weeks later, when my parents went to grandma to get an ultrasound, these are the pictures they got (man, my daddy really needs to get himself a damn proper scanner...) Now, what you're seeing here, the big splotch in the center of each picture, that's the sack I live in right now. You can barely make me out in the middle picture - I'm the tiny white dot at the top of the black spot. I twinkle a bit, actually, cause of the pulsing. Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm currently expetcted to be born on September 11? Too bad we're not twins. Ha! (Well what do you expect from a minus 7 months year old? High-brow humour?) (Comment on this)
1:00 am	Bio My daddy opened this blog for me, cause I can't really use the computer just yet. Haven't developed any digits yet, you see. A real shame. But I'm planning a major restructuring of myself over the next few months. I don't like the whole "blob" look I got going currently. (Comment on this)